Descartes walked into a bar. The barman asked "Would you like a drink?"
To which Descartes replied "I think not!", and vanished.
Seen on a restroom wall:
"God is dead."- Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead."- God.
What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?
Stays up late at night, pondering the existence of Dog.
At a philosophy class:
Teacher: Prove to me that chair exists.
Student: What chair?
PS: I must be such a geek to actually laugh at this! ;-)
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Seen on a restroom wall:
"God is dead."- Nietzsche
"Nietzsche is dead."- God.
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"Nietzsche is God"- Death.
All the barman jokes remind me of the final episode of Quantum Leap.
The bartender in that episode says, "To be a good bartender, you have to be part philosopher, part psychologist, and part God."
Maybe we all should apply to be bartenders? :)
Posted by: alkam on March 11, 2004 11:11 PM