January 12, 2004

Learn economic theory in 5 minutes

Although only actual economists laugh at these jokes, the really illustrate (ridicularize?) the essential views of each school of thought:

Q: How many Chicago School economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. If the light bulb needed changing the market would have already done it.

Q:How many mainstream economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assume the existence of ladder and one to change the bulb.

Q:How many Keynesian economists does it takes to change a light bulb?
A:All. Because then you will generate employment, more consumption, dislocating the AD (agg. demand) to the right,...

Q: How many marxists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None - the bulb contains within it the seeds of its own revolution.

Q: How many environmental economists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Eight - one to turn the lightbulb and seven to do the environmental impact study.

Q: How many neo-classical economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: It depends on the wage rate.

Q: How many conservative economists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.

And to summarize the inefficiency of it all:

Given 1000 economists, there will be 10 theoretical economists with different theories on how to change the light bulb and 990 empirical economists laboring to determine which theory is the *correct* one, and everyone will still be in the dark.


PS: nowadays, I really identify more with this one :-))))):

Q: How many IT Consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just have to convince the client that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.


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I love jokes about economists. Here's another one:
Three econometricians went out hunting, and came across a large deer. The first econometrician fired, but missed, by a metre to the left. The second econometrician fired, but also missed, by a metre to the right. The third econometrician didn't fire, but shouted in triumph, "We got it! We got it!

Posted by: Fernando on January 25, 2004 03:16 PM

:)

Posted by: Zé António on January 19, 2004 11:43 PM

Hey Claudia, do you know how many physicists are required to change a light bulb?

A: One to hold the bulb steady, while waiting for the Earth to spin around.

Posted by: Zé António on January 19, 2004 05:31 PM

EH EH EH :-))))

Posted by: CP on January 13, 2004 10:34 AM
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